im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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