shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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