scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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