Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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