Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Randomize
