After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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