it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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