yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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