How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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