that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I came so hard my ears popped.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize