Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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