I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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