Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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