White coat. Heels.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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