yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You dont lie about slip and slides
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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