You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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