i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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