I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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