You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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