Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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