Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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