I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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