at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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