OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I think i got beer on your cat.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
