so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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