His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Text me some of your sweat
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