fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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