I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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