Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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