Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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