hell yes lets make some ravioli
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
