my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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