I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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