im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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