the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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