I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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