is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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