would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You pole danced in your parka.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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