You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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