What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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