He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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