i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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