Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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