As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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