I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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