Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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