the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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