i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
If I die, sorry about rent.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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