Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
