If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
sex on a bike is impossible
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