Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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