i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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