yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Alive.
So much puke
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
The power of my boobs compel you
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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