Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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