But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Couch. On fire.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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