8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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