Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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