NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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