Dual....:-)
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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